23 January 2011

Things You Can Do When You're Unemployed

  • Dye your hair a bright color
  • Get in fights (like the kind where you might get a black eye)
  • Eat leisurely lunches
  • Go to museums for free
  • Get arrested
  • Express strange and unpopular views in a public forum
  • Hitchhike
  • Go to the Social Security office to get a new Social Security card because you lost yours
  • Buy groceries when the grocery store is not so crowded

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